PRE-ORDER: My Wife’s An Angel “Keep Honking I’m About To Fucking Kill Myself” LP

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER: We expect this to ship on or around MAY 8th, 2026. Any items ordered with this will be held until they can ship together. If you need other items faster please place a separate order for those items.

Oh yeah, of course this guy had to cut us off just to get to the red light sooner. Real important day for the big man over here. Sorry I didn’t realize I was driving behind the most important guy in Philadelphia. Everyone drives in this city like they’re going to fucking die if they aren’t moving ahead as many inches as possible at all times. Shit’s gotten worse since covid too. It’s like everyone decided we have nothing to live for anymore. Weak ass brains couldn’t take a couple months of lock down. Pathetic. Doesn’t everyone realize how many people have guns in this fucking city? And half them are just begging for an excuse to whip them out. So many people are literally just looking at their phones while they drive down the fucking street. Can’t hide your shame from the truck drivers. We see it all up here. The self absorption makes me sick. How are you going to live in a society ruled by genocidal pedophiles and be in such a rush? What can anyone possibly have to do that matters so much? I can tell you what they’re not doing – they’re definitely not on their way to shoot any of those pedophiles. And everyone’s so quick to start honking, like this asshole. It’s like they’ve never seen someone walk across the street before. Hey dickhead, I’m trying to NOT KILL some pedestrians, ok?? Sorry I don’t value your time more than their lives. Now I’m just going to drive slow out of spite. And again with the honking like he’s the only one who has somewhere to go. YEA, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET! People are soft as shit and think everyone else is as pathetic as they are. They don’t expect anyone to actually be real about anything. I’ve been looking for an EXCUSE to make things real, keep testing me. HEY, KEEP HONKING ASSHOLE!! KEEP IT UP!!! YOU DON’T THINK I’LL DO IT, DO YOU??? DO YOU, HONKIN’ ASS BITCH???!! – Boone

Track Listing
Goz Chile
Lil Bug
Bowser’s
Karaoke
Marvin – 267-348-5_6
Imagine A River
PAUSE!
Help The Homeless
Doom Scroll
American Dream
street date 5/8/2026